Your personal and personalized ticket to high society -- if you're already a member of high society, it's a colorful feather in your cap.

Each dated certificate is made out in your name, carefully mounted in Royal Blue and premium-printed on the finest parchment.  Add beaucoup cachet to your home or office!

Every certificate is individually stamped with the official CharlieHipHop Seal of Authenticity™ (not seen in this photo to prevent forgery). The seal plus the delicate intricacy of the border make the certificate nearly impossible to duplicate. It's more than likely to become a valuable collector's item!

Why spend thousands or tens of thousands on another hokey professional certification when such a powerful resume boost can be had for twenty bucks! Order this instant as supplies are limited, and earlier dates are sure to garner a premium in future collectors' markets!

All proceeds fund CharlieHipHop's latest totally awesome studio project. You get to be a certified Patron of the Arts, CharlieHipHop gets to play in the studio, and the world gets some amazing music. Everybody wins big! Get out that credit card, ya' cheap bastard!  This will put your children through college -- guaran-frickin'-teed!

(unless you're Irish, in which case it will put your favorite children through college)

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